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Election Flavored Vodka Has Arrived And We’re All Losing

Election Flavored Vodka

A global pandemic, an economic collapse, continued social injustice, 2020 has been a tough year and Election Flavored Vodka won’t improve anything, at least that’s what they’re telling us. “Everything is terrible. This Vodka is bearable,” goes the slogan in the PR release.

According to the release, Election Flavored Vodka is “Inspired by this year’s highly-anticipated presidential race and its lackluster pair of candidates.” It comes in two flavors, “‘Raspberry Rage’ — a maga-nificent choice for those content with the status quo,” and “’Bleeding Heart Blueberry’” — a refreshing option for those seeking change but without a ton of options.” Apparently, “Neither flavor is exceptional. But one must win.”

Produced by the Blank Collective, the two Vodkas are also part of the brand’s “MEH 2020” campaign, “a comprehensive, satirical guide to drinking your way through the remainder of the year.”

Election Flavored Vodka is 40% alc. by vol andis available in standard 750ml bottle sizes. In good news, it’s being sold for $14.99 per bottle and you won’t even have to leave your home to order it. Just head to their website shop.

They also recommend you make some drinks with their “meh” Vodka:

Raspberry Rage cocktails

Grab ‘Em by the Berry. 

This sangria is like a magnet. Just sip. Don’t even wait. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Ingredients:

  • 6 oz Raging Raspberry Vodka
  • 1 bottle rosé wine
  • 3 oz Grand Marnier
  • 2 oz grape juice
  • 2 oz lemon juice
  • 2 oz simple syrup
  • 3 oz pomegranate juice
  • 3 oz orange juice
  • 1 bottle club soda
  • Berries (garnish)

Directions:

  • Combine all ingredients in a pitcher filled with ice.
  • Pour into tall glasses with ice, garnish with berries.

Bleeding Heart Blueberry cocktails

Drink Blue No Matter Who

Why muddle blueberries with vodka and add blueberry liqueur with a splash of blueberry soda when you already have blueberry vodka?

We don’t know.

Ingredients:

  • 4 oz Bleeding Heart Blueberry Vodka
  • 4 oz unflavored vodka
  • no less than 20 blueberries
  • 1/2 oz blueberry liqueur
  • blueberry soda
  • ice

Directions:

  • Muddle the first four ingredients in a shaker.
  • Add ice and shake.
  • Strain halfway into shot glasses and top with blueberry soda.

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